OH NO IT’S BOILING ACID

• December 17, 2008 • 1 Comment

All I’m saying is that you can’t go nuts over a landscaper and a teenager in a blue suit!

• September 10, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Sometimes it’s a diversion to read such rubbish. Most of the time it’s a waste of time.

• August 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I would trade three hundred thousand coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a quart of gasoline

• July 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I’ve always considered you the Dutch Elm disease in my family tree

• July 4, 2008 • 1 Comment

I hope you don’t expect me to save you, cause I don’t do that anymore

• June 26, 2008 • 4 Comments

Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?

• June 20, 2008 • 1 Comment

No careless product of wild imagination

• June 16, 2008 • 3 Comments

They had the bodies of moles and great big human heads!

• June 16, 2008 • 2 Comments

You know why they’re so odd? Because they can afford to be.

• June 10, 2008 • 5 Comments